Friday, September 15, 2006



Sketch #2: Things I've Learned by Being a Waitress

1. The perma-grin: the artificial smile that makes you appear perky and chipper when really all you care about is the fact that your feet hurt, you're hungry, and you still have 45 minutes until your shift ends.

2. Smokers ALWAYS tip better than non-smokers and I still can't explain why.

3. Carrying trays filled with wine glasses, heavy plates, and scaldingly hot coffee should never be
entrusted to me under any conditions.

4. The customer is always right, but they are fair
game when it comes time to gossip with your
co-workers about how stupid people can be.

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